Oregon’s Democrats need more money to spend. In a newsletter posted by Rep. Peter Buckley (D-Ashland) and apparently repeated by any number of his Democrat colleagues, Democrats are urging that Oregon adopt a sales tax, repeal the “kicker”, increase the income tax, eliminate the constitutional limitations on property tax increases, and demand a federal bailout to fill the gap as Democrats continue to spend in excess of current revenues.

With tongue slightly in cheek, I have a suggestion that will both increase revenue and provide independent employment for those willing to accept the challenge.